phantom79

Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

I decided to post this knowing that there are a few folks here that might profit from being able to Diagnose AAADD on their own..

Phantom.

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

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Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D .. -

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,

YOUR PARROT IS DEAD SENOR

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Dang! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him rotten meat?"