joke

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13...13...13..'

The fence was to high to see over, but I saw a little pag in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting, '14...14...14...14..'

Monkeys

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy them at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

so stupid it is funny!

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot.