Avenged Sevenfold

Hello everyone here in Radio Land its you're one and only British DJ, Crazy Eye Johnny here.

Just letting you know that I've started up my random video blogs again so go and subscribe to my channel on Youtube and have a look to see what I get up to on my few days off!!

http://uk.youtube.com/user/whitetrashdays

Hope you're all behaving ;)

~x Johnny x~

Caught up in this madness too blind to see
Woke animal feelings in me
Took over my sense and I lost control
I'll taste your blood tonight

You know I make you wanna scream
You know I make you wanna run from me baby
but know it's too late you've wasted all your time

Relax while you're closing your eyes to me
So warm as I'm setting you free
With your arms by your side there's no struggling
Pleasure's all mine this time

You know I make you wanna scream
You know I make you wanna run from me baby
but know it's too late you've wasted all your time

Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen
So unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway

I see a distant light, but girl this can't be right
Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be
Arrived too early

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too far

I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear
Escape from this afterlife

I've been having a random few weeks, I got Sat Nav for my birthday so naturally I searched for really amusing road names and came up with somg funny ass things!! Two of the best ones were Slag Lane and Butthole Road!!

Yes I really am crazy =]

But my newest thing is really silly signs, for example:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/lil_queen_of_darkness1988/sharped...

This person is either stupid or a genius!! I cant decide which.

So do YOU know of any amusing road names or signs?

Comment them here!!