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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4 “ stilettos and mask. He
said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all
night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I

THE PERFECT PASSWORD

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....

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In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3am one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver’s door to find a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window.